Damn it all

Damn it all straight to hell.

You hear me, proprietor of hell?  You're going to be getting a cluster f--- of everything heading your way.  Prepare.

Okay vulgarities aside.  I was feeling good.  I did more research into the ABCTE program for teacher certification.  Looked into Idaho and found out they do accept ABCTE certificates for a state license.  I thought, "Sweet!  I can do this online certification and be ready to apply for a state license early 2012 and be ready to go for the hiring period to start in the fall of the 2012.  That way I have a summer off before starting up again, providing I get a position!"  Well when I looked into the test requirements it would appear I have to go to a testing center for them.  Makes sense in terms of testing, but this did not occur to me seeing as how the program is online.  This will not do!  I also need a federal background check which is a bunch baloney and a scam.  You send 30 odd dollars to the state for fingerprints and another 18 to the FBI for them to tell you that you do not have a record.  No shit FBI!  The fingerprints I could probably work around but my plan of getting experience here in Korea while getting certified to teach in God's country has been destroyed.

So now I have yet another year of un-fulfilling shit jobs no matter how I shake the spoon at it.  If I say screw you Korea come home now, I still need to work.  If I wait and come home in may to start, everything will be pushed back to 2013.  My best hope is for the world to be destroyed in 2012.  Why do things never work out as planned?  With that said 2012 will be a great year of global prosperity and peace.  Or all the boring crap that keeps conflict at bay.

BLEH.  Now I have nothing to look forward to.